Game Of Moans, the official Game Of Thrones dildo?
Inspired by the hit series Game Of Thrones, which transposes George R. R. Martins’ great work “The Iron Throne” to the screen, the Game Of Moans is a dildo with a fantastic allure. An Australian company came up with the idea of producing a sex toy that would appeal to fans of the now cult series.
The release of Long Shaft (the dildo’s nickname, a pastiche of LongClaw) coincides with the end of season 7, when Jon Snow attempts to return the sword to Jorah, its rightful recipient. For those of you who haven’t yet watched the series, we’ll stop here to avoid spoilers!
Game Of Moans, the sex toy from beyond the wall…
Game Of Moans is a sword whose blade is not made of Valyrian steel, as in the series. It’s actually a silicone penis, glued to the end of a sword hilt. The ice color chosen by the toy’s manufacturer is reminiscent of the appearance of white walkers. In fact, we wondered if it wasn’t a real penis that had been taken from the Night King, as he slept, dreaming of the annihilation of the human race!
This would make it, in a way, a zombie penis that would serve a purpose other than killing humans.
It’s an interesting and courageous idea from this manufacturer. Here’s a sex toy that’s riding the wave of people’s infatuation with this hit series.
Game Of Moan, the whimsical work of an Australian website
GeekySexToys is, to say the least, a rather special site aimed at a specific category of people: geek fans of superhero and manga TV series and movies. We had some fun browsing their store, coming across SpiderMan, Pokémon, Star Wars dildos and other oddities. The idea seems pretty interesting, given that the idea behind it is to combine sexual games and cinematic tastes.
The Game Of Moan – Long Shaft is a sexual replica of the famous Long Claw sword. For the record, this sword was given to Jon Snow by Lord Commander Mormont, Supreme Leader of the Guardians of the Wall. Jon Snow ended up changing the pommel, replacing the polar bear’s head with that of a wolf.
Game Of Moan features
Before going any further, let’s take a look at the different uses of a sword. Wikipedia, in an entry about the medieval sword, cites 3 uses: cutting, sometimes piercing and parrying. To do this, a sword has to be made up of certain parts, have a certain weight and require a certain technical skill.
Game Of Moans – Long Shaft is a sword with a single use: to stick where it feels good! You don’t really need to be a fencing ace to handle it. If you can handle a sex toy, you’ll know how to use Game Of Moans.
On the manufacturer’s official website, we’ve identified the following features:
- Material: the dildo is made of Skin Safe silicone, while the handle is made of resin. The manufacturer explains that the sex toy is made of premium-quality silicon with a solid acrylic core: the aim being to have a soft penis that doesn’t bend.
- Dimensions: a total length of 11.5 inches (a little over 29 cm), an “insertable” dildo length of 6.5 inches (16.51 cm, a little more than the average!) and a circumference of 4 inches (a good ten centimetres). In short, enough to satisfy all forks!
- Color: silicone gray for the blade, or dildo. The handle is hand-painted to match the look of the original Long Claw. A few minor imperfections are to be expected.
If you’re curious about how Game Of Moans is made, here’s a short a short video on Facebook!
Game Of Moans Price and Delivery
Who’s ever tried to send a sword through the post? We bet you’ve never thought of it, and you’ll never manage it anyway! However, the manufacturer’s website has come up with a solution, promising discreet delivery with the words “Figurine” on the package. It’s an ingenious idea, because if you’re not thinking of donning this sword, you could add it to your figurine collection.
When it comes to price, it has to be said that our Australian friends don’t skimp: $130 + delivery charges! We’ve seen more affordable and less expensive prices, but for more ordinary toys. In this case, we’re talking about the Game Of Thrones sex toy: that’s no mean feat!
What we think of Game Of Thrones
Well, fans of the series can finally add this item to their panoply of video games, collectibles and other goodies. As in the series, winter is coming: a good sword with an icy allure could, paradoxically, bring a little warmth where it’s needed. Comments from Game Of Moans users congratulate the manufacturer on the idea of the sword’s long handle: it seems to guarantee a better grip, and to allow the most daring to explore the nooks and crannies of the scabbard!
